Conan (TV Series)

Goodfellas 2: Betterfellas (2013)

Conan O'Brien: Self - Host

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• Conan O'Brien : You just shot the sequel to "Anchorman". And everyone wants to know: How was it?

  Harrison Ford : [chuckles; audience cheers]  I don't, uh, I don't have anything in life experience to compare it with, so...

  [Andy laughs] 

  Harrison Ford : I wouldn't be able to tell you what it was really like. I went there, I was there for a day, I did some... stuff, that I'm not so sure about.

  [Conan and audience laugh] 

  Andy Richter : Not sure what you did?

  Harrison Ford : And it was nothing like I've ever, uh, been part of before.

  Conan O'Brien : Uh-huh, uh-huh.

  Harrison Ford : And I, uh, left. Uh... and, uh, I had not seen "Anchorman 1".

  Conan O'Brien : You hadn't seen the first "Anchorman".

  Harrison Ford : No.

  Conan O'Brien : Oh, so you didn't know what you were in for.

  Harrison Ford : I had no idea.

  Conan O'Brien : You thought this was a serious movie about anchormen. You showed up, you had no idea.

  Harrison Ford : I knew it was, uh, a comedy...

  Conan O'Brien : Uh-huh.

  Harrison Ford : ...But I didn't know what KIND of comedy.

  [Conan and audience laugh] 

  Conan O'Brien : How was Will Ferrell?

  Harrison Ford : Uh, he's insane.

  Conan O'Brien : Yeah. Yes, he is.

  Harrison Ford : He's insane. Everybody that works there is really... insane.

  Conan O'Brien : Yeah.

  Harrison Ford : And they don't care about anything...

  Conan O'Brien : Yes. Yeah.

  Harrison Ford : Except for, uh, um, the joke.

  Conan O'Brien : Yeah.

  Harrison Ford : But I don't know what the joke is, and maybe...

  Conan O'Brien : [laughs along with audience]  I can't wait to see you in the movie now, 'cause you're just gonna wander in, look around and then wander off camera. That's what's gonna happen.

  Harrison Ford : I think it can be cut that way.

• Conan O'Brien : I have to ask you about "Star Wars". They are making the new "Star Wars" films. You are gonna be involved...

  [Harrison Ford yawns; Andy and audience laugh] 

  Conan O'Brien : No. No. No. We MUST know something. We must, you must give us some detail...

  [audience cheers] 

  Conan O'Brien : No? No? Okay, listen to this: This is what I'm gonna do. Here's what I'm gonna do. I was prepared. This isn't fake money. This is a real $1,000 right here. This is $1,000, okay? It's not my money. I took it from Andy's dressing room.

  [audience laughter] 

  Conan O'Brien : This is a real $1,000. I will give you this money if you tell us something about the new "Star Wars" films.

  [audience cheers; Conan holds the wad of bills up to Harrison. The audience starts chanting "Do it!". Finally, Harrison pockets the bills] 

  Harrison Ford : [after a pause]  A long time ago...

  [audience and Conan laugh] 

  Conan O'Brien : What? A long time ago?

  Harrison Ford : ...In a place far, far away... I forget the rest.

  Andy Richter : Actually, I think it's a "galaxy" far, far away.

  Conan O'Brien : It's actually a galaxy.

  Andy Richter : Yeah yeah, it's a galaxy far, far away.

  Harrison Ford : But it was a long time ago?

  Andy Richter : It WAS a long time ago. In many ways, it was a long time ago.

  Conan O'Brien : Can you give me any detail at all?

  Harrison Ford : You have no idea how long ago. It was really a long time ago, and it feels like it was far, far away. Uh, uh, but I hear they're uh, uh, they're thinking of doing another one.

  [audience laughter/cheers] 

  Conan O'Brien : That's $1,000! All right, we're taking a break. I'm getting that money back somehow.

  [Harrison shakes his head] 

  Conan O'Brien : Ladies and gentlemen... no.

  Andy Richter : Should've started at $100 and built up.

  Conan O'Brien : I should've started at $100! I'm such an idiot!

  Harrison Ford : Do you have any idea what they normally pay you to come here and do this thing?

  Conan O'Brien : [laughs]  I thought you came here out of the love, Harrison. Just the love for me.

  Harrison Ford : No, I don't go anywhere for love.

  [Conan and audience laugh] 

  Harrison Ford : I stay home for love.