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Aladdin : But she's the princess. To even stand a chance, I'd have to have enough money to like, hire an army of assassins to kill the royal vizier and all the palace guards. Then I could sneak in and, you know, pork her. 'Cause dude, once I get my mind set on a chick, I just can't move on. Until I get this nut out.
Ja'far : Well first you must escape the Tiger Head Cave with your life.
Ja'far : [yelling] Then you can get your nut out!
Ja'far : [ominously] Your eternal nut out.
Aladdin : Nice.
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Aladdin : Knock, knock, knock. Did somebody order a prince?
Princess : [gasps, checks hand where she wrote his name] Aladdin!
Aladdin : How the fuck did you know it was me?
Princess : [confused] Because it *is* you, you're just wearing different clothes.
Aladdin : Wow. Pretty *and* smart. You're the whole shebang, babe.