Dave Franco: Broseidon

Quotes 

• Spectator 1 on road (female voice) : [Seeing Broseidon walking down the road with a lady on each arm]  Who's that?

  Spectator 2 on road (female voice) : Broseidon.

  Spectator 1 on road (female voice) : Am I supposed to care?

  Spectator 2 on road (female voice) : I don't know. He's just one of those guys, famous for being famous. There's no there there.

  Broseidon : Hey! Who said that? Who's talkin' smack? Who's judging me? You don't know me.

  Spectator 3 on road (male voice) : Who're you talking to?

  Broseidon : Who are *you* talking to?

  Spectator 3 on road (male voice) : Why are you upset?

  Broseidon : Why are *you* upset? You wanna dance with Broseidon?

  Spectator 4 on road (male voice) : I don't understand what's going on.

  Broseidon : That's right! You don't. None of you do.

  [to the two girls walking with him] 

  Broseidon : Come on.

  Spectator 5 on road (male voice) : Man, Broseidon's a dick.

  Broseidon : Hey! Who said that? You people don't know me! I'm sorry I'm popular. It doesn't mean I'm here for your abuse! I'm a human being. I'm Poseidon's nephew, but I'm human. I have a story. I have feelings. I had a messed up childhood.

  Spectator 5 on road (male voice) : Ah, boo hoo.

  Broseidon : Nobody knows my pain!

  Female narration voice : And nobody would know Broseidon's pain, and his pain continued forever. And that is why we have four seasons.