- Ash Weston: I get paid by the head.
- Freddie Thornhill: [to Stuart] He gets paid to give head?
- Stuart Bixby: He gets paid for the amount of people he brings into the club.
- Freddie Thornhill: Ah. Less interesting.
- Mason: What kind of a club is it anyway? I see boys and girls, and boys and boys, and girls and girls.
- Freddie Thornhill: I have no idea. Ever since they came out with lesbians who aren't plain and misshapen, I've been confused.
- Stuart Bixby: [about her latest boyfriend] I don't understand, Violet. You're always traveling the globe to meet these strange men. Why can't you ever find anybody at home to mistreat you?
- Violet Crosby: Believe me, I've tried.
- Freddie Thornhill: Stuart?
- Stuart Bixby: Yes?
- Freddie Thornhill: [kisses Stuart] You look very handsome tonight.
- Stuart Bixby: Awww, thank you!
- Freddie Thornhill: Would you like to dance?
- Stuart Bixby: I thought you'd never ask.
- [both boogie on the ballroom to Kesha]
- Stuart Bixby: [sitting in the club] I quite like the music.
- Freddie Thornhill: This is Kesha. I don't know how I know that.