- Freddie Thornhill: Now I want you to be brutally honest, I've got this audition tomorrow. Do you think I could pass for fifty?
- Stuart Bixby: I'm not even sure you can pass for alive.
- Stuart Bixby: Would you like us to ask her to leave?
- Ash Weston: No! I only feel bad that I'm interrupting.
- Stuart Bixby: Oh no... you've finished, right dear? You're sad, lonely, and nobody's ever going to love you.
- Violet Crosby: [to Ash] Just know you're going to have to take your shirt off a lot. People are always wanting young men to take their shirts off. It's appalling, I know, but that's the world we live in. You might as well take it off now.