- Freddie Thornhill: I've provided you with everything you could ever want since the moment we met! You were pulling pints in a pub!
- Stuart Bixby: I was the manager! And I was going to be a model.
- Freddie Thornhill: [laughs] You were never going to be a model!
- Stuart Bixby: No, not with you sucking the life out of me! You know, I aged five years just sharing a taxi with you that night!
- Freddie Thornhill: Is that why you look a thousand? You're practically melting onto the rug!
- Ash Weston: Should I go?
- Freddie Thornhill: ...Why? Don't be ridiculous!
- Stuart Bixby: ...Of course not!
- Violet Crosby: [to Ash] Has anybody ever said you remind them of Zac Efron?
- [to Stuart]
- Violet Crosby: That's a person, right? Or is it a place?
- Violet Crosby: Oh, somebody do something; I'm so frightened I'm going to be raped!
- Freddie Thornhill: Oh... For god's sake, Violet; nobody wants to rape you!
- Violet Crosby: What an awful thing to say.
- Stuart Bixby: [talking about Ash] I only hope his flesh didn't rot off where you touched him.
- Freddie Thornhill: I'm surprised you could see it through the milky film that coats your cataracts!
- Stuart Bixby: Egg and cress sandwich, Mason?
- Mason: Is that what that is? I thought it was a crumb surrounded by a toothpick!
- Stuart Bixby: Well perhaps you'd like some of what your brought. I could always cut you a slice of nothing.
- Ash Weston: [about Clive] He really loved you.
- Violet Crosby: No he didn't.
- Freddie Thornhill: What're you talking about? And you've got lipstick all over your teeth!
- Freddie Thornhill: For God's sake, Violet, nobody wants to rape you
- Violet Crosby: What an awful thing to say