Game Night (I) (2018)

Jason Bateman: Max

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• Gary : Three bags of Tostitos Scoops I noticed.

  Max : There was a special on these tonight. Three for one.

  Gary : Three for one?

  Max : Yup.

  Gary : How can that be profitable for Frito-Lay?

• Annie : A guy who rents a house this big must be making up for something pretty small, I'd say.

  Max : No no, I've seen his dick, it's pretty great.

  Annie : Well, I tried.

• Annie : Honey, we'll get you to a hospital, okay?

  Max : No, no hospital. This is a gunshot wound, they'll call the cops.

  Annie : Shit! Okay, so we go to a mob doctor, right?

  Max : You know one of those, sweetheart?

  Annie : No.

  Max : No.

  Annie : What about a veterinarian that works for the mob?

  Max : You know one of those?

  Annie : No.

• Max : Very nice house, Tony Stark. Should we give our drink orders to JARVIS?

  Brooks : I got the Tony Stark part, but then you went full nerd on me.

• Brooks : I'm a fraud, Max. I'm not the carefree dude that wins at everything he touches. You know how I win? I cheat. I cheat at everything. I even cheated when we were kids playing Battleship.

  Max : What?

  Brooks : Didn't you ever wonder why I made you sit with your back to the TV? It was so I could see your ships in the reflection. I mean, I even took five grand every time we played Monopoly, before we even started playing the game. I cheated at the game of life. And at The Game of Life.

• Annie : Can you charade it to me?

  Max : Charades? That's some cute full-circle bullshit.

• Max : You didn't invest in Panera?

  Brooks : I ate at Panera.

• Annie : You're not Liam Neeson.

  Max : That hurts my feelings.

• Brooks : [dangling keys]  Whoever finds the victim wins the grand prize: the keys to the Stingray.

  Max : What?

  Annie : Wow.

  Ryan : [densely]  Just the keys?

  Brooks : No, Ryan, the whole car.

  Ryan : [childishly]  Oh, yes! Oh, man!

• Max : You didn't happen to see a fellow brought in here, looks a little bit like me, but he's got a little bit of a sharper chin and higher cheekbones?

  Bartender : So, a better-looking guy?

• [the group shows up unannounced Gary's house, telling him they want a spontaneous game night] 

  Gary : I will admit I have eagerly awaited a visit such as this.

  [Gary steps away from the door and walks back into his dark house] 

  Annie : Do we follow him?

  Max : It seems like it.

  Sarah : Ryan, you go first.

  Ryan : I'm scared.

• Max : I think we're gonna be okay though. I got a feeling.

  Val : [receiving orders]  You want us to kill them all?

• [Max and Annie are hosting a game night and have kept it from Gary] 

  Gary : I do hope you keep me in mind for any future game nights.

  Max : Oh, you bet.

  Gary : I've always enjoyed the camaraderie of good friends competing in games of chance and skill.

  Annie : Yeah. Yeah, well, we'll do that, but tonight, it's just the two of us.

  Gary : Three bags of Tostito's Scoops, I notice.

  Max : There was a special on these tonight. Three for one.

  Gary : Three for one?

  Max : Yep.

  Gary : How can that be profitable for Frito Lay?

  Max : These corporations, I don't know what they're doing.

  Gary : Well, you two enjoy each other. It's often we don't appreciate what we have until it's gone.

  [Max and Annie wait, until they suddenly realize the conversation is over] 

  Max : I think that's it.

  Annie : Okay. Bye-bye!

• Annie : [in trying to find some sort or antiseptic so that she can dig the bullet out of his arm]  They didn't have rubbing alcohol and they don't sell hard liquor, so I got you this lovely chard.

  Max : Good idea. Way to pivot, yep.

• [first lines] 

  Max : Who cares about winning? Let's get drunk!