Star Trek Beyond (2016)
Karl Urban: Doctor 'Bones' McCoy
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Quotes
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Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : [after removing shrapnel from Spock] Yeah. They say it hurts less if it's a surprise.
Commander Spock : If I may adopt a parlance with which you are familiar, I can confirm your theory to be horseshit.
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[last lines]
Captain James T. Kirk : [epilogue] Space, the final frontier.
Commander Spock : These are the voyages of the Starship...
Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott : ...Enterprise. Its continuing mission...
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : ...to explore strange new worlds...
Sulu : ...to seek out new life...
Chekov : ...and new civilizations...
Lieutenant Uhura : ...to boldly go where no one has gone before.
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Commander Spock : [referring to Ambassador Spock] When you've lived as many lives as he... fear of death is illogical.
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : Fear of death... is what keeps us alive.
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Commander Spock : Lt. Uhura wears a Vokaya amulet which I presented to her as a token of my affection and respect.
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : You gave your girlfriend radioactive jewelry?
Commander Spock : The emissions is harmless, Doctor. But its unique signature makes it very easy to identify.
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : You gave your girlfriend a tracking device?
Commander Spock : [realizing] That was not my intention.
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : [to Kirk] I'm glad he doesn't respect me.
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Commander Spock : "The miserable have no other medicine but only hope."
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : [to Kirk] Death's door and he's quoting Shakespeare.
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Commander Spock : Leaving me behind will significantly increase your chances of survival, Doctor.
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : Well, that's damn chivalrous of you, but completely out of the question.
Commander Spock : It is imperative that you locate any surviving crew.
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : And here I was thinking you cared.
[Three of Krall's drone ships approach]
Commander Spock : Of course I care, Leonard. I always assumed my respect for you was clear. The dialogue we have had across the years has always...
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : It's okay, Spock. You don't have to say it.
[Spock and Bones are surrounded by the drones]
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : Well, at least I won't die alone.
[Spock is beamed away from behind Bones]
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : Well, that's just typical.
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Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : [referring to Starbase Yorktown] What a damn monstrosity! Couldn't we just rent some space on a planet?
Commander Spock : Showing geographical favoritism among inducted Federation worlds could cause diplomatic tension.
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : Oh, you don't think that looks tense? Looks like a damn snow globe in space, just waiting to break!
Captain James T. Kirk : [sighs] That's the spirit, Bones.
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Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : Everybody, raise a glass to Captain James T. Kirk.
Commander Spock , Lieutenant Uhura , Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott , Chekov , Sulu : Captain Kirk!
Captain James T. Kirk : Ah, thanks everyone. To the Enterprise.
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy , Commander Spock , Lieutenant Uhura , Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott , Chekov , Sulu : The Enterprise.
Captain James T. Kirk : And - to absent friends.
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy , Commander Spock , Lieutenant Uhura , Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott , Chekov , Sulu : Here. Here.
Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott : Alright, lets get this party started.
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Captain James T. Kirk : [referring to his father] He joined Starfleet because he... He believed in it... I joined on a dare.
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : You joined to see if you could live up to him. You spent all this time trying to be George Kirk and now you're wondering just what it means to be Jim.
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Commander Spock : Fascinating.
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : Ominous. Dark. Dangerous.
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Captain James T. Kirk : I'm one year older.
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : Yep, that's usually how it works.
Captain James T. Kirk : [referring to his father] A year older than he ever got to be.
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Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : I just don't get it, Spock. I mean, what - what did they attack us for? I mean, they do all this for some doodad that the tiny critters didn't want?
Commander Spock : It is unwise to trivialize that which one simply does not understand, Doctor. We can safely assume it is more important than a doodad.
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : I think you just managed to insult me twice, Spock.
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Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : [to Kirk and Spock] You really want to head back out there, huh?
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[Uhura walks away and Bones walks up to Spock]
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : You guys break up? What'd you do?
Commander Spock : A typically reductive inquiry, Doctor.
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : You know, Spock, if an Earth girl says, uh, "it's me, not you," it's definitely you.
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Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : You didn't even try to get our time out here reduced.
Captain James T. Kirk : Why would I get reduced? Bones, we know our way through the nebula now. Can you imagine what we'll find?
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : Alien despots hell-bent on killing us? Deadly spaceborne viruses and bacteria? Incomprehensible cosmic anomalies that could wipe us out in an instant!
Captain James T. Kirk : It's gonna be so much fun.
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Commander Spock : Faster, Doctor. We risk being consumed by their trajectorial decay.
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : Damn backseat driver.
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Commander Spock : Do not lose them, Doctor.
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : You're more than welcome to switch places with me, Spock.
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Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : [in one of Krall's swarm ships] You do realize the last time I flew one of these things, we crashed. So don't blame me if we... whoa!
[bumping into another ship]
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : ...hit something.
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Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : You want me to do what?
Commander Spock : Come along, Doctor.
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : Whoa, wait a minute. Why, you green-blooded ingrate. This was your idea.
Captain James T. Kirk : It's a good idea, Bones.
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : You know, next time you have a piece of pipe stuck in your transverse, call a plumber.
Captain James T. Kirk : Just make sure you find a way to break those things.
Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott : If it gets hairy, I'll beam you straight back.
Commander Spock : Energize.
Captain James T. Kirk : You're gonna do great.
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor not a...
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Spock : [informing Bones of Spock Prime's death] I want to live as he did. That is why I decided to redirect my efforts and continue his work on New Vulcan.
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : You're leaving Starfleet? What did Jim have to say about that?
Spock : I could not find the time to tell him.
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : Well, I can tell you he's not gonna like that. Hell, I don't know what he'd do without you. I mean, you know, me, on the other hand, I'd... I'd throw a party, but...
[Spock laughs]
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : My god, you're getting delirious.
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Jaylah : The digging machines uncovered a tunnel that goes into the crater. That's how I got out.
Captain James T. Kirk : Oh, so that'll be our way in. An away team will beam to the other side of the tunnel, follow it to Krall's base, get inside the building and break out the crew.
Chekov : Uh, Captain, we cannot lock onto anyone inside the crater in order to beam them out.
Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott : Oh, I could rig up pulse beacons as pattern enhancers. That'd get the signal out of the crater.
Chekov : All right.
Captain James T. Kirk : How many people can the Franklin transport at a time?
Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott : Uh, with a wee bit of modification, 20 max, but I'm not sure how long it would hold out.
Captain James T. Kirk : Bones, Mr. Chekov, Jaylah, you're with me on the away team. Mr. Scott, modify that transporter and then do everything you can to get this ship operational.
Commander Spock : Captain, Mr. Chekov's technical acumen makes him more valuable aboard the Franklin with Mr. Scott. It is thereby logical that I would replace him.
Captain James T. Kirk : Why is that logical, Mr. Spock? You just got back on your feet.
Commander Spock : Lieutenant Uhura is in that facility, Jim.
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : I'll keep an eye on him.
Captain James T. Kirk : Understood.
Jaylah : But his soldiers are everywhere. We won't pass unseen.
Commander Spock : What we require is a diversion.
Captain James T. Kirk : [coming up with something] I think I have an idea.
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Captain James T. Kirk : Scotty, how we looking?
Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott : Ready as she'll ever be, sir.
Captain James T. Kirk : That's what I like to hear. All right. Bones, where are we with the crew?
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : I could use a functioning med-bay, but otherwise, we're secure down here.
Chekov : Mr. Sulu, we have to achieve terminal velocity in order for the stabilizers to provide lift. Are you sure this drop is high enough to do that?
Sulu : We'll find out.
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Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott : [beaming Bones onto the Franklin] Good to see you in one piece, Doctor.
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : Oh, am I? I feel like my innards have been to a barn dance.
Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott : Aye, well, these old transporters were only ever used for cargo, but a few modifications seem to do the trick. I thought it was best to beam you one at a time, though. You know, in case you got spliced.
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : Oh. I couldn't imagine a worse scenario.
Captain James T. Kirk : Good to have you back. You all right?
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : Yeah, I'm fine. He's hurt.
Commander Spock : I am functioning adequately, Captain.
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : In a pig's eye, you are.
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Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott : We should wait until we're absolutely sure.
Captain James T. Kirk : No, we have to get the crew back now. Chekov has the coordinates that can lead us to Krall's base, so we go.
Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott : With respect, sir, how do we know that Krall was at the base when she called him? Even if he was, we don't know that the crew is with him.
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : Or if they're even still alive.
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Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : Spock, wake up, damn it.
Commander Spock : [opening his eyes] I am entirely conscious, Doctor. I'm simply contemplating the nature of mortality.
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : Feeling philosophical, huh? Massive blood loss will do that to you.
Commander Spock : You asked me why Lieutenant Uhura and I parted ways. I became concerned, in the light of Vulcan's demise, that I owed a debt of duty to my species.
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : You thought you should be off making little Vulcans, huh? Yeah, I can see how that'd upset her.
Commander Spock : I intended to discuss it with her further, but I received some news which affected me unexpectedly.
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : What news?
Commander Spock : Ambassador Spock has died.
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : Oh. Spock, I'm so sorry. I-I can't imagine what that must feel like.
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Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : Look, if I can't take this out, you're gonna die. Okay? If I take it out and can't stop the bleeding, you're gonna die.
Commander Spock : I can see no appeal in either option.
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Commander Spock : The forced optimism of your voice suggests you are trying to enlist a sense of calm in order to...
Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : Cut the horseshit.
Commander Spock : Doctor, I fail to see how excrement of any kind bears relevance on our current situation.
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Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : Sorry I'm late. Keenser's leaking some kind of highly acidic green goo and Scotty's terrified he's gonna sneeze on the warp core and kill us all. What the hell are you drinking?
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Doctor 'Bones' McCoy : Damn you bastards!