- Tracy Jordan: Ladies and gentlemen of the Kabletown board, I quit.
- Jenna Maroney: So do I.
- Liz Lemon: What the hell are you doing?
- [to the executives]
- Liz Lemon: They're replaceable. We can get David Allan Grier and Miss Piggy.
- Tracy Jordan: I'll telling you what we're doing, LL. We're finally stepping up.
- Jenna Maroney: This show is a disaster. Except for the very moving Todd Debeikes tribute. Todd, we'll miss you.
- Tracy Jordan: I know you wanna save TGS, Lemonhead, but there is no TGS to save, and you should be at the airport right now picking up your chili.
- Jenna Maroney: Children, Tracy.
- Tracy Jordan: Children? Why the hell are you still here?
- Jenna Maroney: We knew you'd never give up, so for once, let us step up and do what we do best: nothing.
- Liz Lemon: You're doing this for me?
- Frank Rossitano: We all are. I quit, Liz.
- Pete Hornberger: Me too.
- Toofer: I quit.
- J.D. Lutz: Mommy's baby quits.
- Cerie: I actually quit two years ago.
- Subhas: Subhas out. Suck it.