Elementary (TV Series)

The Deductionist (2013)

Lucy Liu: Dr. Joan Watson

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Quotes 

• [on Drummond] 

  Dr. Joan Watson : So she's an ex.

  Sherlock Holmes : More like a C. C-plus, at best. We had an arrangement while she was in London, similar to the arrangement I have with other women here in New York. We performed the act of love loudly and repeatedly, without any actual love, or even any "like." I would describe it as an act of self-love, were it not for the fact that she was technically present.

• [Holmes is dismissive of an FBI profiler assisting the investigation] 

  Dr. Joan Watson : Isn't profiling part of what you do?

  Sherlock Holmes : I deduce. Enormous difference.

• Dr. Joan Watson : [walking inside the room and opening a window]  I'm glad your bust was such a success last night, but this place still smells like stripper.