- Dean Winchester: Okay, so how does this work? After soccer practice and, the bake sale... they chop vampires' heads off?
- Victor Rogers: Well, yeah, I think a balanced approach is best, don't you?
- Hotel Clerk: [Looking at her ID skeptically] You're 25?
- Krissy Chambers: [Passes over cash] Actually, I think I'm 40.
- [He hands over key]
- Krissy Chambers: I have a boyfriend.
- Aidan: Then how come I couldn't find him in your cellie?
- Krissy Chambers: Because we only Skype.
- Aidan: Right. And let me guess, he also lives in Canada?
- Krissy Chambers: Yeah, he does, actually. A small town called "Kiss My Ass".
- Aidan: Hey, how about we start a new tradition, before each job we give each other good luck kisses?
- Josephine Barnes: How about I punch you in the throat instead?
- Sheriff: FBI? You're here about the Lady Killer Murders, aren't you?
- Sam Winchester: The Lady Killer Murders?
- Sheriff: [Extremely proud of himself] Yeah, coined it myself.
- Dean Winchester: Congratulations.
- Krissy Chambers: You're all right for an old guy.
- Dean Winchester: I'm really not that old.
- Krissy Chambers: You keep telling yourself that.
- Dean Winchester: Look, last time I'm gonna ask you nicely. Take the damn guns off me, or somebody's gonna get hurt.
- Aidan: Big talk.
- [Dean easily disarms him]
- Dean Winchester: I know. It is, isn't it?
- Krissy Chambers: Look, I hate how we were put together, but... I can't deny that it feels right. Why should I let Victor ruin that too?
- Dean Winchester: ...You're saying you like that boy over there, and you wanna stay?
- Krissy Chambers: [Blushes] What, Aidan? No. I mean, he's like my brother. It's nothing like that.
- Dean Winchester: If we shut that hellhole once and for all, those three can have a real life.
- Sam Winchester: Maybe they won't be the only ones.
- Krissy Chambers: How did you find me? I paid cash everywhere.
- Dean Winchester: Only two hotels in a 20-mile radius and we paid cash too. Just more.
- Dean Winchester: There's something I wanna tell you about Krissy.
- Aidan: I know, I know. You'll kill me if I ever hurt her. Blah, blah, blah.
- Dean Winchester: No, no. No. *She'll* kill you.
- Victor Rogers: I'm sorry, Sam. I can't have anyone poisoning my kids' minds.
- Sam Winchester: Other than yourself, that is.
- Dean Winchester: Kids aren't supposed to hunt, Sam.
- Sam Winchester: We did.
- Dean Winchester: Yeah, look what that did for us.
- Dean Winchester: Sneaking out in the middle of the night to go hunt monsters with the Apple Dumpling gang? Is that what kids are doing for kicks these days?
- Dean Winchester: [At Victor's house] Huh.
- Krissy Chambers: What's wrong?
- Dean Winchester: It's just not what I expected.
- Krissy Chambers: And what was that?
- Dean Winchester: A little more Lord of the Flies, less Huxtables.
- Sam Winchester: Cass dinged you up pretty good.
- Dean Winchester: And?
- Sam Winchester: And I just wanted to make sure you're okay.
- Dean Winchester: What, like my feelings?
- Sam Winchester: If that's what you want to talk about, sure.
- Dean Winchester: Okay. I'll tell you what. Why don't I go get some, uh, herbal tea...
- Sam Winchester: Okay.
- Dean Winchester: And you can find some Cowboy Junkies on the dial...
- Sam Winchester: Eat me, Dean.
- [Gets out of the car]
- Dean Winchester: ...And you know what? We'll just talk it out.
- [Sam slams the Impala door]
- Dean Winchester: Good talk.
- [Also exits car, starts walking after Sam]
- Dean Winchester: Nay, great talk! Very healthy!
- Victor Rogers: It's always like that with kids. You got any?
- Sam Winchester: Me? Uh, no.
- Victor Rogers: You want any?
- Sam Winchester: Uh, I don't know.
- Victor Rogers: Trust me; the answer is "yes".