The Simpsons (TV Series)
A Tree Grows in Springfield (2012)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Barney Gumble, Grampa Simpson, Groundskeeper Willie, Krusty the Klown
Quotes
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Homer Simpson : I'm in an abusive relationship with life. It keeps beating the hell out of me, and I'm too much of a coward to leave.
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Homer Simpson : This is your miracle, a tree? Ooh, look at me. I can turn sunlight into complex sugars. Big whoop!
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Marge Simpson : Homer, don't you think you're putting all your eggs on one basket?
Homer Simpson : What do you want me to do, put each egg on one basket?
Marge Simpson : Hmm, I guess you're right. I better scratch that off my list of things to say.
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Ned Flanders : Homer, stop eating the miracle!
Homer Simpson : Fine, I'll just go eat the body of God. That's not crazy.
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Dr. Hibbert : Homer, you'll make a full recovery. But I'm afraid your MyPad is gone.
Homer Simpson : But it only had eighty percent of its charge left.
Dr. Hibbert : This is the part of my job I hate most: talking to crazy people.
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Homer Simpson : I never win anything. It'll probably be some jerk no one ever heard of.
Principal Skinner : And the winner is...
Homer Simpson : Here it comes.
Principal Skinner : ...Homer Simpson!
Homer Simpson : Get him! I mean... Woo-hoo!
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Homer Simpson : Folks, hope isn't just inside the house of God, it's outside the house of me!