Family Guy (TV Series)
Yug Ylimaf (2012)
Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Barbara Pewterschmidt
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Quotes
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Lois Griffin : There, now you've got a fresh new diaper, Stewie.
Stewie Griffin : What are you talking about?
[she picks him up and puts him on the changing bed]
Stewie Griffin : What's going on?
Brian Griffin : I think you're getting a diaper change.
[in the reversed time, Lois takes the fresh one off, and the dirty one jumps into her hand from the trash bin]
Stewie Griffin : Ahh! Get that poop-filled thing away from me! NO! Oh, god, it's cold!
Lois Griffin : [putting him back on the ground] Whew! Smells like somebody needs a diaper change.
Stewie Griffin : Damn right I do! Now get this turd-filled sack off... oh, my god, it just went back in my body.
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Lois Griffin : Wow, Brian, you've had quite a string of female guests spend the night lately.
Stewie Griffin : Yeah, whatever you're doing, it's working. You should see the way I have to pick up chicks.
[cut to a bar; he runs up to a group of women]
Stewie Griffin : Hi.
[he runs away giggling]
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Stewie Griffin : You bastard! You've been using my time machine to nail your bar skanks!
Brian Griffin : Oh, come on, they're not all bad.
Stewie Griffin : Oh, yes, I've seen the women you bring home. That stutterer? She was a real prize.
[cut to Brian and his date having dinner with Peter and Lois]
Lois Griffin : How are you enjoying your meal?
Girl #3 : L-L-Lois, it's d-d-d-delicious.
Peter Griffin : [standing and going to the thermostat] Oh, for cryin' out loud.
Lois Griffin : Peter, why are you turning up the heat again?
Peter Griffin : Lois, this woman is obviously freezing.
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Lois Griffin : If your happy and you know it clap your hands
Stewie Griffin : Fuck you
Lois Griffin : If your happy and you know it clap your hands
Stewie Griffin : Eat shit
Lois Griffin : If you're happy and you know it in your face will surely show it if you're happy and you know it clap your hands
Stewie Griffin : Dumb cunt
