30 Rock (TV Series)
What Will Happen to the Gang Next Year? (2012)
Alec Baldwin: Jack Donaghy
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Quotes
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Jack Donaghy : You don't need my advice.
Liz Lemon : But I still want it.
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Jack Donaghy : I mean, if we wanted this thing to succeed, why would we ask Liz to officiate?
Liz Lemon : Because I'm good at blending humor and heart?
Jack Donaghy : I'll always care for you.
Avery Jessup : We'll split assets in custody equally. I'll take our friends "A" through "L. " You'll get "M" through "Z".
Jack Donaghy : Liz, divorce us.
Liz Lemon : By the power vested in me by the website instaminister.estonia, I now pronounce you divorced.
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Jack Donaghy : Any child would be lucky to have you be the mother it loves, then hates for a few years, then loves again, then half-heartedly defends to its spouse, then puts in a home.