Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Bad Tina (2012)

Dan Mintz: Tina Belcher

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Quotes 

• Linda : We need to go over some ground rules for tonight Miss Mouthy: no boys, no partying, no summoning spirits or switching bodies, and no filling the house with soap bubbles. You hear me, Tina?

  Tina : Yes, I wear glasses, not hearing aids, Mom.

  Louise : Ho!

  Linda : Well, I don't wear a hearing aid either, so I didn't hear that.

  Louise : Haw!

• Tina : Detention is no big deal, Mom. Don't have a crap attack.

  [Dramatic music] 

  Linda : What did you just say?

  Tina : A crap attack? Don't have one?

  [Dramatic music] 

  Linda : Don't tell me not to have a crap attack! I'll have a crap attack anytime I want, now go to your room!

  Tina : This is such a snoregasm.

• Gene : [about Tina's erotic friends fiction]  You should do one with the janitor and the principal. Their babies would be beautiful.

  Tina : I did, and they're not.

• Tammy : [about Tina's toy horse]  I used to have one of these. I cut off its mane.

  Tina : That sounds cool. I'll do that too.

  [Whispers to horse] 

  Tina : No, I won't.

• Tina : Please don't tell mom and dad.

  Louise : Oh, we won't. But it'll cost ya.

  Gene : Ten thousand dollars!

  Louise : Or, you do all our chores for a month.

  Gene : Ooh, even better!