Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Bad Tina (2012)

Kristen Schaal: Louise Belcher

Quotes 

• Linda : We need to go over some ground rules for tonight Miss Mouthy: no boys, no partying, no summoning spirits or switching bodies, and no filling the house with soap bubbles. You hear me, Tina?

  Tina : Yes, I wear glasses, not hearing aids, Mom.

  Louise : Ho!

  Linda : Well, I don't wear a hearing aid either, so I didn't hear that.

  Louise : Haw!

• Gene : No one blackmails our sister but us!

  Louise : Yeah! Messing with Tina is a privilege, not a right!

• Gene : Does margarita mix have alcohol in it?

  Louise : No. Mom uses it to fill the hummingbird feeder.

• Louise : Tammy just farted!

  Gene : Augh! My ears can smell it!

• Tina : Please don't tell mom and dad.

  Louise : Oh, we won't. But it'll cost ya.

  Gene : Ten thousand dollars!

  Louise : Or, you do all our chores for a month.

  Gene : Ooh, even better!

• Louise : It's like watching two monkeys at the puberty zoo.

  Gene : What is wrong with her face? Did her eyes get a flu shot?