The subtitles for Mike's greeting to the people in Japan, "Boku no kao wa saru no shiri mitai," actually translates to "My face looks like a monkey's butt."
Jane Douglas: And this has been your weekly update from Outside Xbox on 18-year-old game "Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines." Join us next week for more bitter complaining about how "Bloodlines 2" still isn't out.