Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Moody Foodie (2012)

H. Jon Benjamin: Bob Belcher, Civil War Re-enactor, Parrot

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• Bob : [to his family after the restaurant gets a bad review]  I'm sorry. I sometimes I forget how horrible you all are at your jobs. You're all horrible! Sorry. I mean, you are horrible, but I shouldn't have said it so loud.

• Bob : [to Teddy]  Something wrong with the burger?

  Teddy : No, uh, it's fine. It's just maybe you missed the mark with this one, is all, you know?

  Bob : What? What do you mean, Teddy?

  Teddy : I don't know, Bobby. Just tastes a little overdone and dry or something.

  Bob : Overdone and dry, Teddy? You're just quoting the review.

  Teddy : No, I know. It's just, now I have words to put to my tastes.

  Bob : Will you get a mind of your own, Teddy? I mean, seriously with your dead eyes!

  Teddy : What? My eyes aren't dead.

• Gene : It's him! It's the Moody Foodie!

  Bob : Gene, that's Mike, our mailman. You've known him for years.

  Gene : It's the long con.

  Louise : There he is!

  Bob : That's Gene.

  Louise : Long con.

• Bob : Overdone and dry!

• Bob : Were you expecting someone?

  Moody Foodie : Must me my next kidnapper.

• Mr. Fischoeder : Bob won't go out of business because of a bad review. You're like a tumor with long teeth and hair.

  Bob : I'm a tumor with teeth?

  Tina : Sounds cute.