Modern Family (TV Series)
Schooled (2012)
Ariel Winter: Alex Dunphy
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Quotes
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Alex Dunphy : [Quoting from 'Phil's-osophy] 'Older black ladies make the best ice tea'.
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Claire Dunphy : Okay, we gotta hit the road. Give your sister a hug goodbye.
Haley Dunphy : [Hugging Alex] Don't dork up our room.
Alex Dunphy : Don't slut up your college.
Haley Dunphy : [pause] Seriously, though, don't study too hard, okay?
Alex Dunphy : I'm totally going to have fun. I'm Iceland in the mock U.N.
Haley Dunphy : Mom, we're gonna lose her.
Claire Dunphy : I am doing my best.
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Claire Dunphy : Luke, come say goodbye to your sister.
Luke Dunphy : [wearing a mask of Megatron] I'm right here. Bye, Haley. Have fun. Don't drink too much beer and shots of tequila.
Haley Dunphy : Why are you wearing that mask?
Luke Dunphy : Uh, I-I like it.
Claire Dunphy : He doesn't want you to see him cry.
Alex Dunphy : He's literally masking his emotions.
Luke Dunphy : No!
Phil Dunphy : That's so sweet.
Haley Dunphy : Come here.
Luke Dunphy : It's not sweet. I'm an evil cyborg. Half my face was burned off in an industrial accident, and the mask is hiding the servos that control my mouth.
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Phil Dunphy : Haley, this is, like, the third bag of makeup and hair care products.
Haley Dunphy : Dad, if you want me to get good grades, I have to look cute.
[to Alex]
Haley Dunphy : Don't say a word.
Alex Dunphy : No, no. I agree with that premise.
Haley Dunphy : Thank you. Wait.
[Thinking]
Haley Dunphy : Yeah, thank you.
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Phil Dunphy : If I could just have everyone's attention real quick. Um, on this wonderful occasion - our daughter leaving tomorrow for college - if I could get everyone to raise their glass as I quote from one of our nation's great fathers: Jefferson. George Jefferson. 'I never dreamed that one of my own would be going off to a university. But here I stand, a proud black man, knowing that all those hours I put in at the dry cleaner-'
Claire Dunphy : Phil.
Phil Dunphy : Not now, Weezie. Where was I?
Haley Dunphy : Quoting that president.
Alex Dunphy : Okay, if *she's* the future of America, we should start using Chinese money now.