- Sherlock Holmes: No jogging, sorry.
- Dr. Joan Watson: I thought that we both agreed that a little exercise would be a good addition to your sobriety.
- Sherlock Holmes: For future reference, when I say that "I agree with you", it means I'm not listening.
- Dr. Joan Watson: Do you know what else is great? Jazzercise. Get you some leg warmers, headband, you'll look awesome.
- Sherlock Holmes: I agree with you.
- Dr. Joan Watson: I'm sorry. Were you talking to me? Because I thought I was just a cavernous expanse between two ears.
- Sherlock Holmes: You mustn't be so sensitive, Watson. The service you're providing is quite valuable. For a brief stretch in London I talked only to a phrenology bust I kept in my study. I named him Angus. It wasn't the same. I realized that when it came to listeners I preferred animates to inanimate. Quite a breakthrough, really.
- Dr. Joan Watson: "Angus." I'm glad I made it to the "animate" category.
- Sherlock Holmes: Right after you solve a case you're flush with success. We should double down on work.
- Dr. Joan Watson: We?
- Sherlock Holmes: You, me...
- [holds up phrenology bust]
- Sherlock Holmes: Angus. Some combination of the three. You already know I favor you.
- Sherlock Holmes: From a drop of water, a logician can infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara, without having seen or heard of either one.
- Sherlock Holmes: Are you worried about him?
- Adam Kemper: He's my dad.
- Sherlock Holmes: Is that why you've been hesitant to sign the immunity deal?
- Adam Kemper: Would you turn your dad?
- Sherlock Holmes: I'd trade my dad for a Tick Tack, but that's my dad, not yours.
- Sherlock Holmes: [fingering a plant growing up a wall] Freshly broken, by the girl presumably grabbing for a handhold.
- Detective Marcus Bell: Good. She's a fighter.
- Sherlock Holmes: If little girls could actually win fights against grown men, then yeah, it would be a cause for great optimism.
- Robert Castillo: I told you everything.
- Sherlock Holmes: If everything includes one very big lie. Where's the wine that you claimed that you were buying when your daughter was taken last night?
- Robert Castillo: In your hand.
- Sherlock Holmes: Then there's the lie. Bodegas put the price tag on the cap itself. It saves stacking time. Tag, bottom. You, liar.