Injustice: Gods Among Us (2013 Video Game)

Richard Epcar: The Joker, Radio Host 2

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Quotes 

• Batman : [First Lines]  The nuke, where'd you get it?

  The Joker : Why, you want one? Copy bat.

  [as Batman grabs The Joker, Superman bursts into the Interrogation room] 

  Superman : Get away from him!

  Batman : I'm handling this.

  Superman : [Slowly approaches The Joker, pushes the table aside and pins The Joker to the wall]  You drugged me! Made me... Lois... my son.

  The Joker : First Krypton, now Metropolis. People you love tend to blow up, don't they?

  [Superman raises his fist to The Joker] 

  Batman : Superman, don't!

  [Superman Punches the wall right next to The Joker's head] 

  The Joker : That's why I like you, Superman. You are more gullible than...

  [Looks towards Batman, then Superman tosses The Joker to the other wall] 

  The Joker : You think you can have a family. That locking me up would *magically* reform me, and they'll be safe.

  [Sits back down] 

  The Joker : So big. So dumb. Now run along so I can break out of here. I got lots of planning to do to top this.

  [Superman grabs The Joker by his neck] 

  Batman : That's enough!

  [Walks towards Superman to stop what he's doing, but Superman pushes Batman aside] 

  The Joker : I know it's soon, but... think you'll ever love again? Maybe you won't kill your next family

  [Superman's eyes glow and then punches The Joker in the stomach, killing him] 

• The Joker : Hi, gang. What'll we do now? Anyone up for pancakes?

  Wonder Woman : Joker.

  [She twists his arm] 

  The Joker : What? Ow! Why does she hate pancakes?

• Harley Quinn : [after fighting him]  It's you. The way you move... The way you...

  The Joker : Pummel?

  Harley Quinn : Well... Yeah.

  The Joker : It's the love. You could feel the love, right?

• The Joker : [using a dead body as a puppet]  Watch out, Joker, this one looks kinda tough.

  The Joker : Really? I think you underestimate me.

• The Joker : [after defeating Batman]  Now, where was I before I was so rudely...

  Harley Quinn : [Coming in]  Pumped full o' lead?

  The Joker : [Turns around and sees an alternate Harley Quinn]  Harley?

  Harley Quinn : Har*leen*. A little bird told me some creep was dressed up as The Joker, fighting a Batman wannabe. You got the look, and a lot of nerve. What you don't have is the right.

  [Nudges The Joker] 

  Harley Quinn : The Joker was a hero, you're not fit to lick his boutonniere.

  The Joker : Harley, it's me. I'm The Joker. Look. it says so right here on my underwear.

  [Looks at his pants and Harleen fires a shot next to The Joker] 

  Harley Quinn : Not funny, creep. No one pretends to be my Mr. J.

• The Joker : [setting the nuke]  Let's see, baldy said remember to... Ah! There we are.

  Harley Quinn : Mr. J, it works! Oh!

  [she sees Batman coming] 

  Harley Quinn : Uh-oh.

  The Joker : Harley, wait in the van. Batman and I have to talk.

  Harley Quinn : But...

  [he slaps her] 

  The Joker : Go. No one likes a third wheel.

• Batman : You push that button and eight million die.

  The Joker : Eight million and two die. I was going to enjoy the fireworks from a safe distance, but now that you're here, what say we have one last dance.

• The Joker : Smile!

  Batman : I am smiling.

• Batman : Those eyes. Pure evil, just like his.

  The Joker : Who, Superman? His buddies took Batman. My Batman. Our Batman.

  Batman : Quiet, or I'll leave you for the police.

  The Joker : Then why did you save me from them?

• The Joker : Is it Bane or "Ba"ne?

  Bane : Do not mock me!

• Batgirl : Gonna send you to Hell!

  The Joker : That's overrated.