Breakout Kings (TV Series)

Self Help (2012)

Brooke Nevin: Julianne Simms

Quotes 

• Julianne Simms : I didn't make the connection before. This is the "Be Your Own Success Shape" guy.

  Erica Reed : You read his stuff?

  Julianne Simms : I, yeah, may have glanced at it.

  Ray Zancanelli : Well sounds like donkey dick to me. But he's got a nice business going, he clears low six figures a year.

  Lloyd Lowery : Whoa, whoa, whoa, six figures? Come on. I'm Harvard educated, my IQ's the price of a gallon of hi-test, why aren't I making that kind of money?

  Erica Reed : Because you gambled it all away.

  Lloyd Lowery : [Reading passage from Ronnie Markham's self help book]  "If you fail to strive, your self esteem will be trapped in a wrecktangle..." that's spelled W-R-E-C-K-tangle, "... and your shame sphere will overflow." Okay this is unadulterated hogwash, bunk, and balderdash. This guy has braindead acolytes filling his visitation log like a phonebook. Do you know who's in mine? My mother!