- Conan O'Brien - Host: Welcome back to the Conan One Hour Earlier Best of Spectacular. Now, we have some great stuff coming up...
- Heckler: HEY JACKASS!
- Conan O'Brien - Host: Excuse me, sir?
- Heckler: Yeah, I'm talkin' to you, Lanky Doodle Dandy! I've been sittin' through all this L.A. crap; when the hell you gonna show some highlights from the week of shows you did in New York?
- Conan O'Brien - Host: Okay, I'm sorry, just take it easy, sir...
- Heckler: Don't tell me to take it easy, you son of a bitch! I swear to God, if you don't show some highlights from New York right now, I'm gonna tear this building apart with my bare hands!
- Conan O'Brien - Host: Well actually sir, I was just about to show some clips from our week in New York.
- Heckler: [delighted] Oh! Well that's delightful.
- [sits back down]