Deadpool: A Typical Tuesday (2012 Video)

Trevor Garner: Deadpool

Quotes 

• Slim Jim : You... don't know who I am?

  Deadpool : I'm gonna go with "George Washington."

  Slim Jim : We've known each other for... we just had a conversation, like, 15 minutes ago!... you REALLY don't...

  Deadpool : Oh, no no no no! You're probably confused: a lot of people mix me up with Spider-man.

  Slim Jim : Damnit! This is why no one likes you!

• Domino : I don't do charity.

  Deadpool : I donate to the Red Cross; you're a bitch!

• Deadpool : You don't mess... with "DP."