Mike & Molly (TV Series)

Victoria Can't Drive (2012)

Katy Mixon Greer: Victoria Flynn

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• Victoria Flynn : So, why wouldn't you want to go to the wedding and show that ex-husband of yours what you were able to do without him?

  Peggy : Oh, I wouldn't dream of using the kid's special day to grind a twenty year old ax.

  Victoria Flynn : If it was me, I would be rolling up to that wedding with my hair done, a face full of makeup, and a dress short enough to show off those legs, which have held up very nicely.

  Peggy : Well, I square dance and do water aerobics.

  Victoria Flynn : It shows. I'd kill for those legs. But I did get lucky in the boob department.

  Peggy : Yes you did, they are high and ample.

  Victoria Flynn : Hey, if you change your mind and you do decide to go to the wedding, I would be happy to do your makeup for you.

  Peggy : Eh, I don't think so.

  Victoria Flynn : Found this great new lipstick. If it can give a dead person kissable lips, imagine what it can do for you. Later, Jimbo.

  Peggy : [after she's gone]  She's not wrong about my sticks. At the public pool, people used to mistake me for Ann Margaret.