Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (2012)
Joe Vargas: Angry Joe
Quotes
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Nostalgia Critic : Angry Joe, why didn't you tell me? Tell me there's an edit coming up! These shots are going on forever! Please, give me a cut! Just give me a cut!
Angry Joe : [imitates Khan] Oh, I've done far worse than give you no cuts. I've hurt you... and I wish to go on... hurting you. I shall leave you as this movie left me... left all audiences... marooned in the center of a dead screening. Bored out of your mind... bored out of your mind...
Nostalgia Critic : CUT! CUT! CUT!
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Chester A. Bum : Incoming cameo, Critic!
Nostalgia Critic : Oh, God, I was hoping I could avoid this. Looks like I have no choice, I have to face the music. Put him on screen.
Angry Joe : [appearing on the screen] Hi, Critic!
Nostalgia Critic : Angry Joe? Oh, thank God, I thought you were Linkara for a second. Phew!
Angry Joe : Yeah, I know, he's obsessed with Star Trek. He's a total geek.
Nostalgia Critic : Yeah, tell me about it.