Grand Theft Auto V (2013 Video Game)

Joel Rooks: Solomon Richards

Quotes 

• Solomon Richards : [to Molly]  Were you ever a human being?

• Solomon Richards : They say never work with children or animals. Well, I wanna add to that list: never work with actors or directors.

• Solomon Richards : "Pluto? I said Mars, ya cocksucker."

  Michael De Santa : Shoulder of Orion... 2!

• Solomon Richards : [about his new movie]  Set in Liberty City. Meltdown! It's all being shot on green screen right out back. We take a look at the financial crisis, and then we boil it all down to a really simplistic battle between two yuppies, with lots of training montages.

• Michael De Santa : I just watched Devin Weston's legal counsel get juiced in a jet engine.

  Solomon Richards : Oh that Molly woman? Oh lord, that's horrible.

  Michael De Santa : You have no idea. She panicked, went crazy and ran into it, but I saved the print so we still got our movie.

  Solomon Richards : You believed that analog thing? It's all digital. We have back-ups everywhere. I mean we're shooting on greenscreen.

  Michael De Santa : Well you could've told me!

  Solomon Richards : I'm sorry, I thought you knew.

• Solomon Richards : Anton, my boy, you're an artist. I know that. And this story is the best kind of art! a simplistic, cliche-ridden pile of dross that you will turn into magic. Get a grip. I love ya.

• Solomon Richards : Michael! They're fucking us! The suits! And they don't even wear suits! Wolves in turd's clothing!