Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie (2017)

Ed Helms: Captain Underpants, Mr. Krupp

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Quotes 

• George Beard : When I snap my fingers, you will obey our every command.

  George Beard , Harold Hutchins : You are now the greatest superhero of all time, the amazing Captain Underpants!

  Mr. Krupp : [as Captain Underpants]  Tra-La-Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

• George Beard : [Regarding the automatic door in Mr. Krupp's office]  Wow! That is an expensive door.

  Mr. Krupp : I had to cancel the arts and music program. I think I made the right choice.

• Captain Underpants : [after getting almost hit by a car]  Ha ha

  Driver : Out of the road, bozo!

  Captain Underpants : Why thank you, vehicle person!

• Mr. Krupp : This mornings school-sign is supposed to read "Sewage plant field trips are today", so can either of you explain why it now reads...

  [pulls down curtain] 

  Mr. Krupp : "COME SEE MY HAIRY ARMPITS"? I know you two are responsible!

  George Beard : How, how do you know, do you have any proof?

  Mr. Krupp : Ever since you've attended this elementary school you've been responsible for one prank after another.

  [montage of pranks plays] 

  George Beard : ...Wow, that's a lot of pranks.

  Harold Hutchins : When it's cut together like that, you really get a sense of the scope.

  George Beard : Some of those must have been really hard to pull off.

  Harold Hutchins : Like that tiger!

  George Beard : Yeah, that tiger was crazy.

  Mr. Krupp : [screaming]  Aaaaaahh!

• Captain Underpants : Now I take to the sky like an ostrich!

• Mr. Krupp : Big announcement: Our science teacher, Mr. Fyde, is no longer with us.

  Sad Girl : He's *dead*?

  [Sobs] 

  Mr. Krupp : What? No, not like that. He wanted to spend Saturday with his family.

  [laughs] 

  Mr. Krupp : So I fired him. I'll find a replacement next week.

• Mr. Krupp : Ever since you've attended this elementary school, you've been responsible for one prank after another.

• Driver : Out of the Road, Bozo!

  Captain Underpants : Why thank you, Vehicle Person.

• Harold Hutchins : Captain Underpants... is that really you?

  Captain Underpants : Let's see: Underpants? Check. Captain? Also check. I'm pretty sure I'm Captain Underpants!

• Edith : I just made this tuna casserole and I noticed it had your name on it... in jalapeño peppers.

  Mr. Krupp : [sniffs it]  Well, it smells... spicy!

  Edith : Yep... that's 'cause it's been dry-aged for a week.

  Mr. Krupp : I have no idea what that means, but it sounds very time consuming.

  Edith : It took a week.