Modern Family (TV Series)

Punkin Chunkin (2011)

Nolan Gould: Luke Dunphy

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• Luke Dunphy : So Kenneth became a gajillionaire by asking himself 'What would Phil do'?

  Phil Dunphy : He sure did!

  [Rearranges centerpiece] 

  Phil Dunphy : Where did that come from? Right?

  Luke Dunphy : But you're *you*. Why aren't *we* gajillionaires? Why don't *you* do what Phil would do?

  Phil Dunphy : Um...

  Claire Dunphy : [Enters]  Phil, why didn't you just put the extras leaves in the table?

  Phil Dunphy : Trying to have some fun, be creative!

  Claire Dunphy : One long table, honey. If it was good enough for the Last Supper, it's good enough for us.

• Phil Dunphy : Hey friend. You look like you had a rough day at the office.

  Luke Dunphy : The stress from my job at the Robot Assassin Factory is too much to take. Aw, shoot me an aspirin, pal.

  Phil Dunphy : Maybe someday. But until then, try this on for size. The real HeadScratcher features 32 patent pending 'nogginizers' that gently massage your scalp in a soothing purr of motorized delight.

  Luke Dunphy : Ahhhh. It feels great, and it looks good too. It's a real life saver.

  Phil Dunphy : You mean, a real Head Scratcher?

  Phil Dunphy , Luke Dunphy : Hahahahahahhaha.

  Phil Dunphy : TM.