Modern Family (TV Series)

Punkin Chunkin (2011)

Eric Stonestreet: Cameron Tucker

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• Cameron Tucker : There are dreamers and there are realists in this world. You'd think the dreamers would find the dreamers and the realists would find the realists, but more often than not, the opposite is true. You see, the dreamers need the realists to keep them from soaring too close to the sun. And the realists, well, without the dreamers, they might not ever get off the ground.

• Alex Dunphy : Mom, I need to tell you something.

  Claire Dunphy : What is it, honey?

  Alex Dunphy : I distracted Haley while she was driving and we dented your car.

  Cameron Tucker : Fire!

  [Cameron's pumpkin sails across the football field and hits the dent in Claire's car] 

  Claire Dunphy : Ohh! Well, girls, three more seconds and you would have gotten away with it.

• Mitchell Pritchett : It was a supportive "wah-wah". I was trying to save the moment.

  Cameron Tucker : There is no such thing as a supportive "wah-wah". A "wah-wah" by its very nature is vicious and undercutting.