Modern Family (TV Series)

Punkin Chunkin (2011)

Ed O'Neill: Jay Pritchett

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• Claire Dunphy : [as everyone tries to leave for the football field]  No, no, no! I did not just cook for eight hours so you people could run off to prove some asinine point that's only going to make half of us feel bad! Come on! Show a little respect.

  Jay Pritchett : [Everyone quietly sits at the table]  Turkey smells great, sweetheart.

  Phil Dunphy : Is that turkey? Because something smells like chicken.

  Claire Dunphy : [Stands back up]  Okay, let's settle this.

  [Everyone runs to the cars]