How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Mystery vs. History (2011)
Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson
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Quotes
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Ted Mosby : The date with Nadine went great. Unless you guys found something.
Barney Stinson : Are you sitting down?
Ted Mosby : No...
[He sits down]
Robin Scherbatsky : She's wanted in Florida on Crystal Meth charges.
Barney Stinson : She breeds pitbulls for dog fighting.
Robin Scherbatsky : Also, the FBI has...
Ted Mosby : [Cuts Robin off] What's this link?
Robin Scherbatsky : Oh, she also writes online movie reviews. Anyway, she's still married to a death row inmate convicted for...
Ted Mosby : [Cuts Robin off again] She gave Annie Hall two out of ten stars? "Slow and overrated"?
Robin Scherbatsky : Really? That's your takeway?
Ted Mosby : It's the Woodman at the height of his powers! The way he broke the fourth wall by talking directly to camera... people have been ripping that off ever since.
Robin Scherbatsky : [Looking at the camera] Can you believe this guy?
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Robin Scherbatsky : The bitch is hiding something.
Barney Stinson : The bitch's totally hiding something
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Barney Stinson : Oh my god they're six minutes into the date! Ted has probably already told her that he loves her! We gotta get down there!
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Barney Stinson : Oh my Gog! They're six minutes into the date. Ted's probably already told her that he loves her! We've got to get down there!
Kevin : Nobody's going anywhere!
Robin Scherbatsky : Why?
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Ted Mosby : Paula Vincenzo. She's in the bathroom. What's wrong with her?
Robin Scherbatsky : Total psycho. Her Facebook wall has a link to a site about dating inanimate objects. For most of last year, she was engaged... to a mini fridge.
Barney Stinson : And there's pictures. Her and the mini fridge on a hike. Her and the mini fridge in wine country. There's the mini fridge meeting her parents.
Robin Scherbatsky : Run like the wind!