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Quotes
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Elliot Spinella : I was at the Howard Johnson in Eugene last night for this year's Oregon Beekeeper's Con.
Hank Griffin : Pretty crowded convention?
Elliot Spinella : Well, there's twelve of us, actually.
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Hank Griffin : Miss Schade...
Adalind Schade : Please, call me Adalind, all my friends do.
Nick Burkhardt : All your friends are dead.
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Hank Griffin : Harper's bee man just buzzed me. Yeah, I went there.
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Hank Griffin : Dying on a streetcar while dancing to YMCA. What do you think?
Nick Burkhardt : Sounds like a crappy way to go.
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Dr. Harper : Well, it's definitely a puncture wound. But I can't tell you what made it. I've never seen a needle gauge this big.
Nick Burkhardt : So was she allergic to apitoxin?
Dr. Harper : No. But medical records never kept anyone from dying. I found close to 50 milligrams of apitoxin in her system. A bee sting carries about .1 milligram.
Hank Griffin : That would make it a bee the size of LeBron James.
Dr. Harper : More like the big three combined.
Nick Burkhardt : Okay, sports fans.
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Hank Griffin : [At the beekeeper's] What makes a guy want to work, every day, in such a dangerous environment?
Nick Burkhardt : What, robbery/homicide too tame for you?
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Hank Griffin : Let's take a look at the case files burman sent us.
Juliette Silverton : Uh-uh, my patient is not doing anything but resting and not scratching for the next eight hours. Dude, if you were a dog, I would've already tranquilized you.
