New Girl (TV Series)

Wedding (2011)

Natasha Lyonne: Gretchen

Quotes 

• Gretchen : [taking Schmidt's glass of wine]  Give me that.

  Schmidt : Oh, god. It's like you're lapping it out of a puddle.

  Gretchen : Where'd you get those boots, off a lady hiker?

  Schmidt : Look at those earrings. Are they clip-ons?

  Gretchen : [whispering in his ear]  I'm gonna make you wear them.

• Schmidt : Hello, Gretchen.

  Gretchen : Uh-huh.

  Schmidt : I see you wore the pantsuit again.

  Gretchen : This is a new one. It's got way more stretch...

  [indicating the crotch] 

  Gretchen : In the pants.

  Schmidt : That's horrible.

  Gretchen : Are you ready for tonight? I'm gonna tie you down and show you pictures of my river-rafting trip.

  Schmidt : Oh, my god, how many are there?

  Gretchen : It's a two-hour slideshow.

  Schmidt : No, Gretchen. We can't do this anymore, okay? It's not... it's not healthy. All right, please? No more.