- Tate Langdon: The world is a filthy place. It's a filthy goddamn horror show. There's just so much pain, y'know?
- Ben Harmon: People tell stories to cope with their fears. All art and myths are just creations to give us a sense of control over things we're scared of. Afraid of dying? Create reincarnation. Afraid of evil? Create a benevolent god who sends evil doers to hell.
- Tate: You're doing it wrong, if you're trying to kill yourself you cut vertically, they can't stitch that up...
- Violet Harmon: How'd you get in here?
- Tate: If you're trying to kill yourself, you might also try locking the door...
- Constance Langdon: I put on Dora the Explorer for you so you would sit down and watch it.
- Adelaide 'Addie' Langdon: It was Go Diego Go! I didn't like it!
- Constance Langdon: Oh, brown cartoon characters. You can't tell the difference.
- Violet Harmon: And the worst thing is my mom had like this brutal miscarriage a year earlier. We had to have this macabre funeral. Have you ever seen a baby coffin before?
- Tate Langdon: I prepare for the noble war. I'm calm, I know the secret. I know whats coming and I know no one can stop me not even myself. I kill people I like. Some of them beg for their life. I don't feel sad. I don't feel anything. It's a filthy world we live, in its a filthy goddamn world and honestly I feel like I'm helping to take them away from the shit and the piss and the vomit that run through the streets. I'm helping to take them to somewhere clean. There's something about all that blood man i drown it.
- Vivien Harmon: Do you ever get tired of cleaning up other people's messes?
- Moira O'Hara: We're women, it's what we do. I just get paid for it.
- Vivien Harmon: Don't you ever get tired of cleaning up other people's messes?
- Moira O'Hara: We're women, it's what we do. I just get paid for it.
- Tate Langdon: I was afraid by big dick wouldn't work. Yeah, that's why I didn't take the meds, because I met someone.
- Tate Langdon: You're doing it wrong. If you're trying to kill yourself, cut vertically. They can't stitch that up.
- Violet Harmon: How'd you get in here?
- Tate Langdon: If you're trying to kill yourself, you might also wanna try locking the door.
- Violet Harmon: This is where those dudes killed themselves, right? I thought maybe we'd find a body or something.