Black Mirror (TV Series)

Joan Is Awful (2023)

Annie Murphy: Joan Tait

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• Joan : 'Cause you can just walk in the front door.

  Salma Hayek : We can't just do that.

  Joan : You can because you're Salma fucking Hayek.

  Salma Hayek : Thank you. You're right.

• Joan : Please don't kill me, Salma Hayek.

  Salma Hayek : You're lucky I'm a humanitarian.

• Joan : You broke us up, you broke my fucking heart, and just when I'm picking up all of the pieces of my life, you pop back up like a fucking...

  Mac : Like an unflushed turd.

  Joan : Well, yeah. It's not what I was getting at, but yeah.

• Joan : You're a fucking enabler. I should be yelling at you.

  Salma Hayek : You are yelling at me.

  Joan : Well, I need to yell at someone!

• Salma Hayek : What are you wearing?

  Joan : [wearing a hoodie]  It's a disguise.

  Salma Hayek : Take it off. They're gonna think you're kidnapping me.