Chuck (TV Series)

Chuck Versus the Bearded Bandit (2011)

Zachary Levi: Chuck Bartowski

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Quotes 

• Chuck Bartowski : It - it was great. All of your advice was great.

  Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb : Of course it was. Same tactics I used to woo your hot sister.

  Chuck Bartowski : Okay.

• Chuck Bartowski : Buddy, no one can know that we have a walking CIA database on our team, okay? The Intersect is a secret weapon for a reason.

  Morgan Grimes : That sucks, man! I have all these powers and abilities. How am I supposed to help people if I can't tell anybody about it?

  Chuck Bartowski : Because, Morgan, if you do, it could get you killed.

• Sarah Walker : You know what Morgan did today in the Buy More could've really blown our cover.

  Chuck Bartowski : Look, the first few months with the Intersect are a big adjustment. It's scary. It's exciting. Your hormones are totally out of whack. You're really rediscovering your body... It's a lot to take in - that's all I'm saying.

  Sarah Walker : That's exactly why he needs a handler.

  Chuck Bartowski : What? Who? me?

• Sarah Walker : Relax, Wesley, your brother hired us.

  Wesley Schenider : He did what?

  [Wesley triggers an alarm] 

  Chuck Bartowski : Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. I said we're here to protect you.

  Wesley Schenider : From who? The only thing keeping my brother from killing me are the men I hired to guard this compound.

  Sarah Walker : What?

  Chuck Bartowski : But your finger?

  Wesley Schenider : Yeah, who do you think cut it off? I'm trying to make a deal with the Feds to testify against him.

• Sarah Walker : [to Wesley]  No. We came here to save you. And that's exactly what we're going to do.

  Morgan Grimes : What? No! No! No! The Intersect runs from no man!

  Chuck Bartowski : For now, he does. Let's go, Morgan.

• Morgan Grimes : Well, did it ever occur to you that she made you my little babysitter to distract you from the fact that you're being sidelined too? I don't know if you've noticed, chief, but you're on a food run with me... I'm not... Look, I love Sarah. I do. But it's just - I wanna make sure that she's not the one handling you.

  Chuck Bartowski : She's not.

• Chuck Bartowski : Quick question since you're here. Did you ask me to be Morgan's handler because you're trying to handle me? Because if you think I-I shouldn't be in the field, I just need to know that, you know?

  Sarah Walker : No. No. I asked you to be Morgan's handler because the job entails bringing out the best in somebody. And what better example for Morgan than you? So no, I'm not handling you. "A" because you don't need one anymore. And "B" because handlers can't do this.

  [Sarah kisses Chuck]