The Angry Birds Movie (2016)

Josh Gad: Chuck

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• Red : This is why we went for pedicures, isn't it?

  Chuck : No, we got pedicures because we're worth it.

  Bomb : I got gels.

• [from trailer] 

  Matilda : We're gonna be working managing our anger through movement.

  Chuck : Eagle, heron, peacock, warrior, mountain, tree, rabbit, fish, locust, king pigeon, and of course, downward duck.

  Red : Yuck!

• [from trailer] 

  Leonard : Greetings! I am a pig.

  Chuck : [whispering to Red]  What's a pig?

  [the escalator suddenly stops] 

  Leonard : Unbelievable.

  Ross : Not working, not working.

  [He hits a button with his head which makes the escalator go in reverse] 

  Leonard : Oh, where we're going.

  Ross : Not working.

  Leonard : We practiced this a hundred times.

  Ross : Oh, man.

  Leonard : Give it to me.

  Ross : [sighs] 

  Leonard : [to the birds]  We're gonna come in again.

• [from trailer] 

  Red : If anyone knows what these pigs are up to, it's Mighty Eagle.

  Chuck : [gasps]  It's Mighty Eagle's Lake of Wisdom!

  [Chuck and Bomb play in the lake] 

  Red : Get out of there!

  [Chuck spits the water into Bomb's mouth] 

  Red : Don't spit in his mouth!

  [Bomb spits the water back into Chuck's mouth] 

  Red : No, don't spit it back! Uh, don't swallow it.

  [Chuck swallows the water] 

  Red : Auh!

  [Mighty Eagle comes out of his cave as Red, Chuck and Bomb hide behind a rock and Mighty Eagle does a pose] 

  Red : Oh, wow, it's him.

  [as Mighty Eagle finishes posing, he starts to pee in the lake] 

  Mighty Eagle : Aaahhhhh...

  [Bomb and Chuck look strangely at the lake] 

  Red : Oh, man.

  [Bomb pretends to throw up] 

  Chuck : No, no, no. Ack!

  Bomb : Wahahahaha!

  [Chuck scrubs the water off his mouth with a rock, then Mighty Eagle finishes peeing as he feels relaxed] 

  Red : Horrible turn of events, horrible.

• [from trailer] 

  Chuck : I'm gonna get ready.

  [Terence slingshots him to the castle] 

  Chuck : I wasn't ready!

  [He uses is speed ability to get into the castle, then he flies into a kitchen, a cactus room, and a room where pigs are having sword duels, then he hits a brick as it falls down] 

  Red : Chuck, is that you?

  Chuck : This is the house of horrors!

  Mime : Oh, my God!

• Red : That house took my five years to build!

  Chuck : Wow. It's such a shame when you create something and everyone else destroys it.

• [from trailer] 

  [Hal gets slingshot to the castle, but he comes back due to his boomerang ability] 

  Red : Hey, he's coming back!

  [as Hal comes back he lands his beak into a tree] 

  Bubbles : Uh, did we win?

  Red : Can we get an ice pack for Hal?

  Chuck : Medic!

• Red : Would you stop making mighty eagle noises?

  Chuck : Someone has anger issues.

• Leonard : Greetings from my world! The world of the pigs!

  Chuck : What's a pig?

  Leonard : I am a pig! Unbelievable. Unbelievable.

  Ross : Whoops.

  Leonard : Whoa! Where we're going? Wrong way!

  Ross : Oops. Not working.

  Leonard : We've practice this a hundred times. Give it to me. We're gonna come in again!

• Leonard : [while dancing]  Oh, watch out! Shakin' my bacon!

  Red : They don't have feathers? You know, they're just walking around naked, just presenting themselves, I'm looking at all their business here.

  Chuck : That part about them I really admire.

• Matilda : Hey, guys, do you remember everything you learned in my class?

  Red : Yep.

  Chuck : Nope.

  Bomb : What class?

  Matilda : Well, forget all of it for now. Now it's time to let loose.

  Red : Oh, good. Because I never learned anything, anyway.

  Chuck : Oh, me, neither. I actually just came to socialize.

  Bomb : I came for the snacks. You don't happen to have any now, do you?

• Red : [learning the pigs are stealing the birds' eggs]  Chuck, go shut that party down now!

  Chuck : Me? But I only know how to get parties started!

• Chuck : [Red is suspicious about the pigs' offer of friendship]  You know you want to search their boat.

  Red : What? No, I don't.

  [pause] 

  Red : Yeah, you're right, I do.

  Chuck : [speeding away and returning with a slice of cake]  Bomb's on his way.

• [from trailer] 

  Leonard : [seeing one of the eggs]  Is that what I think it is?

  Red : Excuse me! Those are fragile, alright? Not yours.

  Judge Peckinpah : You are makin' our guest feel unwelcome!

  Red : And you're not asking basic questions!

  [a pig slaps his butt] 

  Chuck : Well, this just got awkward.

• [from trailer] 

  Judge Peckinpah : You tried to tell us, but we didn't listen. What do we do now?

  Red : That is where they went, and so that is where we're going!

  [the birds cheer] 

  Chuck : It's Chuck time!

  [he runs into a pipe; Red groans] 

• Red : [as they are being hugged by Mighty Eagle]  Anyone else feel like this is crossing a line?

  Chuck : Yes.

  Bomb : No.

• Chuck : Classy Joint.

• Chuck : Matilda we need your help! The pigs are stealing our eggs!

  Matilda : What?

• Chuck : Okay, pigs stole our kids, that sucks. Made all you guys look like idiots. You know what we gotta do? We start replacing those kids! Ladies, get biz-zay! We're gonna be laying some eggs tonight!

• Chuck : [after being blown through a pipe by Bomb into the pigs' banquet room]  I'm in!... Classy joint!

• [from trailer] 

  Chuck : The pigs are stealing our eggs!

  Leonard : Set sail for Piggy Island!