Rush (I) (2013)
Jay Simpson: British Journalist
Quotes
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[Following Lauda's press conference, Hunt approaches the British journalist that offended Lauda]
British Journalish : James, are you all right?
James Hunt : Good, yeah. Listen, I think I've got something for you on that last question, about Niki.
British Journalish : You heard about that?
James Hunt : I did.
[Hunt shoves the journalist into the maintenance room]
British Journalish : James...
[Hunt punches the journalist in the stomach and closes the door before proceeding to punch him in the face and shove him to the ground]
British Journalish : Please, James...
[Hunt grabs the journalist's tape recorder and stuffs it between his mouth]
James Hunt : Now go home to your wife and ask her how you look.
[Hunt punches the tape recorder on the journalist's face before he walks away]
James Hunt : Prick.
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Italian Journalist : How are you feeling, Niki?
Niki Lauda : Fine.
American Journalist : Niki, can you confirm to us exactly which procedures you've had and the expectations for your recovery?
Niki Lauda : Sure. I had a skin graft operation, where they put half my right thigh in my face. Now it doesn't look too good, but one unexpected advantage is it's impossible to perspire through a skin graft, so sweat will never run into my eyes again, which is good for a driver.
[laughter from the journalists]
Spanish Journalist : [Raises hand] When they heard about your condition, Ferrari immediately hired a replacement driver, Carlos Reutemann.
Niki Lauda : Yeah. Before even reaching the hospital.
German Journalist : Is Reutemann driving today, too?
Niki Lauda : Yes, and keen to make an impression. So let's see where Mr. Reutemann finishes and where I finish today.
American Journalist : James Hunt and McLaren have caught up a lot while you were away.
Niki Lauda : Yes. So is there a question now, or are you just trying to piss me off?
[laughter from the journalists]
German Journalist : Do you still think you can win?
Niki Lauda : Yes, of course. I have the better car. And possibly I'm the better driver. But he's a clever guy, and he's used his time well while I was lying half-dead in hospital... to win some points.
British Journalish : And what did your wife say when she saw your face?
[Lauda pauses]
Niki Lauda : She said, 'Sweetie, you don't need a face to drive. You just need a right foot.'
[laughter from the journalists]
British Journalish : I'm being serious. Do you really think your marriage can survive with the way you look now?
Niki Lauda : And I'm being serious, too.
[Points at British journalist]
Niki Lauda : Fuck you. Press conference over.
[Lauda gets up angrily and storms his way out of the press conference]