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Harvey Specter : Are you telling me that if I throw you under the bus, you're gonna drag me with you?
Mike Ross : You put your interests above mine, and I'm putting them back up next to yours.
Harvey Specter : You're rehired.
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Mike Ross : I feel like Michael Corleone in that scene where that fat guy teaches him how to shoot that gun.
Harvey Specter : Are you saying that I'm the fat guy? 'Cause I'm not the fat guy.
Mike Ross : Do you know what his name was?
Harvey Specter : Yeah.
Mike Ross : Cordoza.
Harvey Specter : Clemenza.
Mike Ross : I knew that, I was just testing to see if you knew it.
Harvey Specter : I knew that you knew that I knew.
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Harvey Specter : I'm inclined to give you a shot, but what if I decide to go another way?
Mike Ross : I'd say that's fair. Sometimes I like to hang out with people who aren't that bright, you know, just to see how the other half lives.
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Harvey Specter : Didn't I tell you to get some better suits?
Mike Ross : I spent $500!
Harvey Specter : For how many suits?
Harvey Specter : 5...
[Harvey makes a face]
Mike Ross : What?
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Rachel Zane : This is gonna take a while. We're gonna need dinner.
Mike Ross : Chinese.
Rachel Zane : No. I can afford Chinese on my own. This is on the firm. I want sushi.
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Mike Ross : Mr. Hunt, harassment is a civil violation; the penalty is money. But witness tampering, that's a crime. And you will go to prison, where I guarantee you'll learn more about unwanted sexual advances than you can possibly imagine.
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Mike Ross : Oh, and you don't give a damn about the client, right?
Harvey Specter : It's not my job.
Mike Ross : Does your job include giving a damn about me, because the least you could do is offer to stand up to Louis for me.
Harvey Specter : Stand up for you? I put my ass on the line for you. But it turns out you may have had the balls to get this job, but you don't have the courage to stick it out when it gets tough.
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Harvey Specter : How did you know that?
Mike Ross : I learned it. When I studied. For the bar.
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Harvey Specter : I don't get emotionally attached to clients.
Mike Ross : This woman had her life ripped apart, you don't even care?
Harvey Specter : I'm not about caring, I'm about winning.
Mike Ross : Why can't you be about both?
Harvey Specter : I'd explain it to you but then I'd have to care about you.
Mike Ross : Right.
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Harvey Specter : Why take the bar?
Mike Ross : This dickhead bet me I couldn't pass it without going to law school.
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Young Man : What did you get me?
Mike Ross : What I said I was gonna get you. A 158.
Young Man : I told you I wanted a 175.
Mike Ross : And I told you only 1 out of 100 people can score that. You're a B minus student, you got 1,000 on your SATs, if I get you a 175, they'll know you cheated.
Young Man : So only a genius loser can get a 175?
Mike Ross : Actually, no. I would get a 180.
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Mike Ross : So does this make us partners?
Harvey Specter : Don't move your things into Wayne Manor just yet...
Mike Ross : So now you're Batman?
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Mike Ross : I hear someone's not taking their pills.
Edith Ross : Because they're trying to poison me.
Mike Ross : Grammy, that's crazy. Dr. Schrager gave me her word, she wouldn't poison you until January. She does it before then, she can't count it towards next year's quota.
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Trevor : Dude, look at me. You can burn bud and still be a success.
Mike Ross : You sell pot for a living.
Trevor : Still saps the motivation. All I'm saying is, you want in, you are in.
Mike Ross : You know, that is word for word your offer before I got caught cheating on your math test in the 3rd grade.
