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Schmidt : I'll be, like, your guide.
Jessica Day : Like Gandalf... through Middle Earth?
Schmidt : Probably not like... okay... first off let's take the Lord of the Rings references and put them in a deep, dark cave where no one's going to find them.
Jessica Day : Except Sméagol...
[whispers]
Jessica Day : He lives in a cave.
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[first lines]
Jessica Day : So you know in horror movies when the girl's like: "Oh, my God, there's something in the basement. Let me just run down there in my underwear and see what's going on." And you're like, "What is your problem? Call the police." She's like, "Okay," but it's too late because she's getting murdered? Well, my story's kind of like that.
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Nick Miller : My life's filled with regret.
Jessica Day : You know, you can't just pretend like it didn't happen.
Nick Miller : Or I could pretend to be more like you, Jess and live on a sparkly rainbow and drive a unicorn around and just sing all the time.
Jessica Day : Yeah, I think you should sing all the time.
Nick Miller : No, I was being mean. I'm not gonna do that.
Jessica Day : Why not? It's fun.
Nick Miller : Because I have a penis.
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Nick Miller : [all three of the guys rushing into the restaurant] We're here, Jess. We're here. Here for the date. Date thing. Phew.
Jessica Day : You're all on a date?
Nick Miller : Yeah. We're her boyfriends. We are reverse-Mormons. One man just isn't enough for her.
