The Cleveland Show (TV Series)

There Goes El Neighborhood (2012)

Rosie Perez: Choni

Quotes 

• Choni : Cleveland, I see what's going on here. I've dealt with your type my whole life. Back in Fort Lauderdale, when I came out of the ocean, they accused me of sneaking into the country, but I was just boogieboarding on an old door.

  Cleveland Brown : Probably wearing jeans.

  Choni : And now you called the police because you saw a Latina going into a window and you automatically assumed I was a criminal!

  Cleveland Brown : Look, Choni, it was dark. I thought you were a male Latino.

  Choni : Why are you doing that with your "N"?

  Cleveland Brown : I don't know.

• Choni : [to Cleveland]  You tried to get my niece deported, you called the cops on me, you assume I own a Chihuahua and have tortillas for bandages. You're racist.

  Cleveland Brown : Oh, Choni, black people can't be racist. Listen to you, talking nonsense like some oily Polynesian.

• Choni : [to Cleveland]  Well, I suppose if I can teach a dog to cook and that dog can teach a boy to dance, I can teach you about Latino culture.

• Choni : [to Cleveland]  Oh, you're watching "Esteban y Los Amores de Esteban."

  Cleveland Brown : Don't spoil anything. I'm only 119 episodes in.

• Choni : Cleveland, I don't care what color you are. I just don't like you.

  Cleveland Brown : You know what? I don't like you either and it's not because you're Mexican. It's partially because you're a woman, but it's mainly because you won't cut me any slack. Yes, I was ignorant about your culture, but I am not a racist.

  Choni : Maybe I've been too hard on you. Maybe you're not a racist dick. Maybe you're just a dick.