Drugstore June (2024)

Bill Burr: Dr. Weisman

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• June : If you were gonna give me a consultation for plastic surgery...

  Dr. Weisman : That's not what I do here.

  June : But just if you were, what do you think you would do... to my face... to make it better?

  Dr. Weisman : As far as what?

  June : Just... being hotter... prettier.

  Dr. Weisman : I'd probably start with your mouth.

  June : Like lip filler?

  Dr. Weisman : Nope, I would sew that sucker shut.

• Dr. Weisman : Go ahead and finish you photo shoot.

  June : I got what I needed. I'm good.

  Dr. Weisman : Oh yeah? So you just, ah, put all that stuff out there for public consumption, huh?

  June : 'Course I do. Vulnerability is really big right now.

• Dr. Weisman : I'm not gonna diagnose you as on the spectrum.

  June : Fine. I am gonna diagnose you as an incel.