- Bruce Cannon: Just pay me back with one... wait for it... thousand kisses.
- Chode 1: Now I know where she lives.
- Bruce Cannon: Well, it looks like he is taking longer than we expected, he probably got caught up on the toilet.
- Big Al: Where is my eye-line? Where do you want me to look?
- Bruce Cannon: At the audience.
- Big Al: Okay
- Bruce Cannon: Dallas Judith Lane, will you fucken marry me?
- Dallas Lane: Yes, I will fucken marry you.
- Bruce Cannon: I think they meant it, when they said you can't buy love... I'll pay you later.
- Bruce Cannon: Dallas, will you marry me?... is that a yes?... is that a... take your time... I'll just keep playing the piano until you have an answer for me... sounds like the music of death... every second you wait...
- Dallas Lane: Yes! Yes! Of course Yes!
- Bruce Cannon: You're kidding me right?
- Dallas Lane: No, yes of course.
- Bruce Cannon: She said yes everybody!
- Bruce Cannon: We made coffee.
- Dallas Lane: We made coffee.
- Bruce Cannon: Cool.
- Bruce Cannon: I was just joking, I don't want to marry you.
- Dallas Lane: Oh okay.
- Bruce Cannon: Fuck it. Marriage is for bullshitters. I'm not a bullshitter
- Bruce Cannon: Woo woo, relax. That's not how you do it. Take it back out.
- Dallas Lane: It's a filter.
- Bruce Cannon: I don't care, you gotta do it right. Look... crease it nice and smooth. Put some love into your coffee.