- Mary Cooper: Bless us, Lord, for the food we are about to receive and bless the hands that prepared it. And forgive me for that beer. My mother made me do it. Amen.
- Meemaw: Snitch!
- Paige Swanson: So, did you guys get, like, assigned to look after Sheldon or something?
- Darren: No, he ended up in the room next door.
- Oscar: So we took him in, like a dog.
- Paige Swanson: Him being so young isn't, like, weird?
- Sheldon Cooper: I'm basically fifty.
- Darren: And we're basically twelve, so it all works out.
- Sheldon Cooper: [Voiceover] I may have promised Paige I wouldn't tell my mother, thankfully, Missy didn't. I don't know what lip gloss flavor says 'mature', but that would be my sister.