Family Guy (TV Series)

The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair (2011)

Jennifer Tilly: Bonnie Swanson

Quotes 

• TSA Screener #1 : [Meg has planted a gun in Bonnie's purse, which the airport scanners detect]  Ma'am, is this your bag?

  Bonnie Swanson : [In denial]  I don't know how that cocaine got in there!

  TSA Screener #1 : Ma'am, this bag contains a concealed weapon. I'm gonna have to place you under arrest.

  Bonnie Swanson : Oh my goodness, how did that get in there?

  TSA Screener #2 : [handcuffing Bonnie]  You're gonna have to come with us, ma'am.

  Bonnie Swanson : What happened to the coke?

  TSA Screener #1 : There's no coke in here.

  Bonnie Swanson : Oh, fuck, Ricardo's gonna kill me!