- Thanos: I, Thanos, who fears nothing, except a certain children's board game, will create anarchy by using frightful nightmares as my ultimate weapon.
- [laughs, takes a sips from his beverage and burps loudly]
- Hulk: Hulk love ice cream. Hulk also loves smashing! And sunsets, and smashing! And kittycats, and smashing.
- Wolverine: Oh, no, my sideburns have a mind of their own! That's what ya get for going for the Asimov Look.
- Wolverine: [to Nightmare] We don't make bargains with lowlife like...
- Iron Man: [interrupting] Quiet, Wolverine, I'm bargaining. We'll sign you up for the Cheese of the Month Club for an entire year.
- Thor: Verily!
- [whips out a plate of cheese]
- Thor: You won't know good until you've savored their Gouda. Or perhaps Emmentaler?
- Thanos: Oh, boy, I'll just set the old Infinity Gauntlet to record, and watch the rest of this later. Anarchy and chaos, baby, good stuff.
- Iron Man: So what's it gonna be, Thanos? You either drop the Hulk offa the Dream Team permanently...
- Wolverine: Or we spend a couple of eons playing Sugar World.
- Thor: What, ho, let roll the snicker-doodle dice of your nightmares now!
- Thanos: Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatev. You may win today, but some d...
- [Nightmare snaps his finger and Thanos disappears]
- Nightmare: Bad guy. Always with the talking.