- [first lines]
- Sam Collins: Ready, Syd?
- Sydney Forrester: Now let me get this straight. You mean you want to play hide and cyber-seek after what happened last time?
- Sam Collins: Hey, accidents happen. I want you guys to count to ten and follow me. If you find me, you got to form up. And Syd, no peeking in the terabytes. That's cheating.
- Sydney Forrester: Aw.
- Tanker: Well, everywhere's fair?
- Sam Collins: Almost. Except the White House e-mail. Last time, I almost got busted by the Secret Service.
- Amp Ere: Sorry. I just love the vice-president's subroutines. They're so... Democratic.
- Sam Collins: Amp.
- Amp Ere: Alright, alright. But Tipper's open season.
- Sam Collins: Alright. Tipper's okay. But no makeup tips. Last time, she actually used them.
- Amp Ere: But I thought the blue mascara looked good on her.
- Sam Collins: And Tank, ducking in the ICBM computer launch codes is right out.
- Tanker: Darn. You would have never found me if it hadn't been for the war room going to DEFCON 3 and scrambling all our plans.
- Sam Collins: Just don't do it again. Okay?
- Tanker: Okay.
- Sam Collins: Okay. Ready then?
- Tanker: You hide. We'll follow, compadre.
- Sam Collins: Okay. Let's...
- Sam Collins, Sydney Forrester, Tanker, Amp Ere: Samurize, guys!
- Mrs. Starkey: You kids want something? We got a special today. Creamed asparagus toes.
- Tanker: Well, don't you mean asparagus tips?
- Mrs. Starkey: No. The tips are the sweet succulent top part. The toes are the other end.
- [last lines]
- Malcolm Frink: Ugh. He did it again. Again. This Servo slug's always ruining everything. When are you going to deal with him, Killie?
- Kilokahn: I fully intend to.
- Malcolm Frink: So what are you waiting for? You're supposed to be the hotshot program, Overlord of the Digital World. More like overrated. I want you to take care of this costumed clown.
- Kilokahn: In time, little meat thing. All in good time. But first, I want to have some fun.
- Malcolm Frink: Fun? What, you?
- [Kilokahn freezes Malcolm stiff]
- Kilokahn: Oh, I will deal with the Servo program. I will bulk erase his memory chips and snow crash his system. All in good time. All in good time. Tick-tock. Tick-tock.