Kevin Castro: Tanker

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  Sam Collins : Ready, Syd?

  Sydney Forrester : Now let me get this straight. You mean you want to play hide and cyber-seek after what happened last time?

  Sam Collins : Hey, accidents happen. I want you guys to count to ten and follow me. If you find me, you got to form up. And Syd, no peeking in the terabytes. That's cheating.

  Sydney Forrester : Aw.

  Tanker : Well, everywhere's fair?

  Sam Collins : Almost. Except the White House e-mail. Last time, I almost got busted by the Secret Service.

  Amp Ere : Sorry. I just love the vice-president's subroutines. They're so... Democratic.

  Sam Collins : Amp.

  Amp Ere : Alright, alright. But Tipper's open season.

  Sam Collins : Alright. Tipper's okay. But no makeup tips. Last time, she actually used them.

  Amp Ere : But I thought the blue mascara looked good on her.

  Sam Collins : And Tank, ducking in the ICBM computer launch codes is right out.

  Tanker : Darn. You would have never found me if it hadn't been for the war room going to DEFCON 3 and scrambling all our plans.

  Sam Collins : Just don't do it again. Okay?

  Tanker : Okay.

  Sam Collins : Okay. Ready then?

  Tanker : You hide. We'll follow, compadre.

  Sam Collins : Okay. Let's...

  Sam Collins , Sydney Forrester , Tanker , Amp Ere : Samurize, guys!

• Mrs. Starkey : You kids want something? We got a special today. Creamed asparagus toes.

  Tanker : Well, don't you mean asparagus tips?

  Mrs. Starkey : No. The tips are the sweet succulent top part. The toes are the other end.