SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Krusty Dogs/The Wreck of the Mauna Loa (2010)

Rodger Bumpass: Squidward, Male Customer #3, Fish #38

Quotes 

• SpongeBob : Squidward, can I talk to you for one second?

  Squidward : I don't know. That's a pretty long talk.

  SpongeBob : Has anything ever happened at your job that... well, made it not as fun as it used to be?

  Squidward : Actually, yes.

  SpongeBob : Really? What was it?

  Squidward : Being hired.

• SpongeBob : I don't know why, but things aren't just the same after Krusty Dogs were added to the menu.

  Squidward : SpongeBob, my boy, I realized long ago that there is nothing, I repeat, nothing, that could make this job any more boring, or humiliating, or demeaning, that it already is.

  [next scene: Squidward is standing outside the Krusty Krab, dressed as a giant hot dog] 

  Billy : [seeing Squidward]  Look at that guy dressed as a hot dog, Mommy.

  Mom : Let that inspire you to stay in school, Billy.

  [Billy runs up and kicks Squidward] 

• SpongeBob : Okay, that didn't work at all.

  Squidward : It only seemed to increase their appetite for wieners.

  SpongeBob : We need stronger tactics.

  Squidward : Right, something that would make Mr. Krabs' whole wiener thing blow right up in his face!